Ivanabitch Vodka

IVANABITCH VODKA

IVANABITCH TRADITIONAL VODKA – The Original Vodka with Attitude. What do you get when you take a smooth, great tasting, super=premium vodka and mix in a ton of attitude? You get a whole new experience. We’re not for those who sit in the back of the room or hide behind the scenes. Nope. No way. Ivanabitch is for people who like vodka that is sophisticated, real and a little rude… but always honest. That’s Ivanabitch – Vodka with Attitude

IVANABITCH LEMMON FLAVORED VODKA – Pucker up baby and wrap your lips around this! If you’ve never wanted it sweet, crisp and totally satisfying, you’re just found your new signature drink. So good and you’ll swear we plucked the bottle straight from a lemon tree.

IVANABITCH WHIPPED CREAM FLAVORED VODKA – The “Closer.” Add it to any drink and it will be immediately upgraded to first class. No matter what you mix this one with – cola, fruit juice or nothing at all – you’ve got a hand-held dessert-in-a-glass. Welcome to your new favorite drink. Cherry on top is optional.

♥ IVANABITCH RED BERRY FLAVORED VOKDA – Ripe and ready to rock your world. This lip-smacking flavor winner is like a berry explosion in a bottle! Pair its delectable blend of succulent berries with any mixer to achieve instant POW!

♥ IVANABITCH DUTCH APPLE FLAVORED VODKA – Ever been hit in the face with a juicy Granny Smith apple? That’s what the first sip of this sweet and luscious drink feels like. That, or a mug of cider laced with cinnamon on a cold autumn day. However it hits you, one thing’s for sure: you’ll never book at Granny the same again.

♥ IVANABITCH COCONUT FLAVORED VODKA – It’s a total beach in the glass. Nothing brings back the memory of that last tropical vacay faster than one sip of this! What? You’ve never had a tropical vacation? You need this drink worse than we thought! Aloha, you’re welcome.

♥ IVANABITCH ORANGE FLAVORED VODKA – Squeezed to please. Extra tangy and the perfect way to juice up your mixer of choice, this is orange truly done ripe. Eat your peels out Florida oranges because we pre-blended this to shake your world.

♥ IVANABITCH BLACKBERRY FLAVORED VODKA – Let’s get wicked juiced. Some people know how to party. And some people know how to blow the roof off. Add the flavor of succulent blackberries to your next party with this drink – and start looking for roofers now.

♥ IVANABITCH PEACH FLAVORED VODKA – The only thing missing is the fuzz. Ever try to eat a peach, without a napkin? That’s exactly what you’re gonna get with this delicious dripping juices of sticky sweet peaches IN your face drinking sensation. #GrabExtraNapkins. #PeachWithaKICK

♥ IVANABITCH VANILLA FLAVORED VODKA – Boring just got a wake-up call. Don’t let this mean bean in a bottle fool you. While this might bring back memories of freshly baked sugar cookies – you are about to be introduced to an amazing taste of vanilla that will leave you totally JACKED!

♥ IVANABITCH CHERRY FLAVORED VODKA – Cherry flavor with no stems attached. You might not be able to tie a cherry stem into a knot using your tongue with this, but you will discover an explosively delicious cherry bomb of a drink that’ll knock your socks off. #NoSocks

♥ IVANABITCH TOBACCO FLAVORED VODKA – Put some attitude between your fingers. Every amazing sip of this one-of-a-kind drink sensation is bold yet deeply satisfying, with mysterious hints of butterscotch and spice. An ultra smooth drinking experience, leaving you only addicted to the taste! #NicotineFree

♥ IVANABITCH MENTHOL TOBACCO FLAVORED VODKA – Time to get your “cool” on. Everyone knows mint can punch up any taste sensation to new heights of delight. So it’s no surprise that crisp hints of spearmint and zesty peppercorn make this the coolest new drink in town. #CoolGreen

♥ IVANABITCH WATERMELON FLAVORED VODKA – Seed Spittin’ Good. A juicy combination of luscious watermelon and the sparkling taste of Ivanabitch Vodka ignite your taste buds. No matter how you slice this refreshing flavor, it will make your summer last all year long.

♥ IVANABITCH DRY GIN – Gin with a English accent. There are some things that only the Brits do best. World-class gin is one of them. Ivanabitch Gin is distilled using the traditional London Dry method of wafting the alcohol through a chamber of fresh juniper berries and other botanicals to create a more aromatic and flavorful drink. We’re talking top-notch, I say guvner, straight from across the pond, bloody good gin. Eh what?

♥ IVANABITCH BRANDY – Better-than-French-brandy. Get ready to break out the snifters, because one taste of our top-of-the-hill Ivanabitch Brandy will soon have you swirling and snifting with the best of them. Aged in oak using a two-hundred year old methodology that’s never been equaled, the aromatic and restorative powers of our golden amber elixir will do everything a French bandy can do—without flattening your wallet in the process.

ABOUT US

Ivanabitch Vodka is like no other vodka in the world, and that’s just how we like it. We’re not for those who sit in the back of the room or hide behind the scenes. Nope. We’re for those who embrace their uniqueness and live for conquering the moment, and doing so with an attitude that says, “This is who I am.”

Our vodka comes with attitude and our drinkers come with even more; and when put together, well that’s when things really get interesting. Always keep your attitude in check and drink responsibly.

HOW WE MAKE IT

It takes skill, patience and attitude to make amazing vodka.

Ivanabitch Vodka is made using only the finest, most fierce grain spirits and clearest spring water available. Every batch we make is distilled five times to remove any unwanted impurities then triple-filtered over active charcoal to achieve a clean, fresh taste that is smooth, delicate and full of attitude. Produced in the Netherlands.

A FAMILY WITH ATTITUDE

DMITRI IVANABITCH: A legendary Russian aristocrat who was persecuted and exiled from Russia to the Netherlands, is said to be plagued by a history of craziness and a need for excessive entertainment and fun. He is the man behind the Ivanabitch brand. It’s been said that Dmitri first created his premium vodka in 1666 so that he had something other than piss-poor sherry to drink. He wanted something new, so he chose to create a new kind of spirit that he and others could enjoy.

SERGEI IVANABITCH: The brother of Dmitri, was a self-educated doctor who had a knack and passion for practicing his trade on whatever he could find. After a few medical mishaps and a fear of the law, he fled to India where in a small town he discovered gin. Knowing Dmitri’s success with vodka, he made a deal with the villagers in order to get the recipe for the gin he so enjoyed, the same recipe we use today.

VLADIMIR IVANABITCH: Based on stories told to us by our ancestors, Vladimir was captured in Russia by the infamous Napoleon and his army during the great Patriotic War of 1812. Even though the French were defeated, they still managed to steal away one of Russia’s greatest treasures, Vladimir himself. While captive, Vladimir used the family’s skills of distillation to keep busy. Soon after his release he quickly became known as the regions finest maker of Brandy. Now almost 200 years later, you can enjoy the same great taste that impressed the French so many years ago.

BORIS IVANABITCH: Claiming to be the son of Sergei, actual records taught us that he is the red-headed step child of Sergei’s third wife, Bonnibelle. His father was a burly Scottish man who had a skill for making exceptional whiskey. Boris was an heir to his father’s will, which just happened to include the secret family recipe his father used to make his infamous whiskey. Who knows maybe one day this whiskey will re-surface for all to enjoy.

SASHA IVANABITCH: The brother and of Dmitri and Sergei, Sasha was sold as a young boy to a band of gypsies. Why? Well the family had fallen on hard times and was in dire need of monies. Legend has it that Sasha was held captive aboard a ship that often sailed the seas of the Caribbean. In time Sasha would escape and begin a new life as a pirate. During his raids of terror he would collect barrels of rum from the villages he terrorized. It has been said that the family knows of a hidden stash of perfectly aged rum on an island somewhere in the South Caribbean Sea. Maybe one day they will retrieve it and share it with the world.

IGOR IVANABITCH: The son of Dmitri, Igor had a history of being a real partier. But the small town the Ivanabitch family lived in was just too small for him, so he left in search of a more exciting way of life. He’d find that life in Spain living as a conquistador. Before long he sat sail for Mexico where he met a woman who introduced him and his partying ways to Tequila. He fell in love with it and began to make his own brand of special Tequila. He would eventually make his way back home where he shared his unique Tequila with his family. The secret recipe has yet to be handed over but one day we hope that it will be.